People of Norfolk! Do you want to spread the culture of East Anglia across the galaxy?
Do you want to follow in the footsteps of great Norfolk heroes, like Nelson, Henry Blofeld and Bob Flowerdew?
Do you want to explore strange new worlds, and plant turnips there?
Can you see yourself designing and building a base on Mars?
Global warming and rising sea levels may mean that Norfolk needs to be evacuated in a few years - why not prepare for the future, by enrolling at Norfolk's premier Astronaut Training College?
There are still a few spaces open for new recruits.
Be the first!!
Sign up here!!!
If there are still a few places left, how can I be the first to sign up?
ReplyDeleteThere were only a few to begin with.
ReplyDeleteI lost my heart to a starship trooper you know ...
ReplyDeleteWas he flashing light in hyper space
ReplyDeleteFighting for the Federation?
Join the College and hand in hand we'll conquer space.
Is this offer open to people outside Norfolk? And will you take my daughter? And preferably not bring her back?
ReplyDeleteIt's £9,000 a term, Mr Gardner. I shall keep this message for your daughter's 18th birthday party.
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